March 2011
i just want to love, and be loved in return. is that so much to ask?
Hi Aubrey!
Hello Anon!
I have the same problem as you. I'm in love with with my too damn of a lovable best friend. fuck them and their lovableness
Yeah anon! Fuck them… I imagine when I’m in college Im gonna be going what the hell was I thinking.. But as of right now… Fucking lovable.
February 2011
My mother and I discussing the Titanic scene where Jack dies.
Me: I don’t understand why she couldn’t have just shared the flippen door…
Mom: I don’t know… The door would’ve probably sunk with both of them.
Me: No way… With both of their bottom halves in the water? Wait a minute… Wasn’t there a ton of shit floating in the water anyways? He could’e found some shit to grab onto…
Mom: EXACTLY! That bitch Rose should’ve given Jack her life-jacket while she was safe on the door. That way he could’ve floated around to find a piece of shit to hold onto!
Me: So Rose was a selfish bitch…
Mom: Pretty much… Bitch Rose…It’s called sharing.
you have the funniest youtube vids :) well i dont know who made them but you, megan and liz look like your living the life!
Haha thank you.. I do make them and we are most deff living the life :)
